Sterlinged 

When you get hit with a ball on the face. (Derived from sketch football/volleyball player Scott Sterling).

Every successful athlete must've been sterlinged once in their life.

Sterlinged by xpldngktns May 24, 2016

sterlinged 

(Verb) to record video, audio, or pictures without consent or knowledge of the recorded individual. Named after one of the most famous lawsuit cases in the NBA.

"That creeper sterlinged you with his Google Glass"

"My ex-wife sterlinged me before the trial and used it as evidence"

sterlinged by Old Vet June 17, 2014

Stirlinged 

When one listens to Lindsey Stirling on repeat for so long that one's dreams are haunted by intense electric violin/Dubstep background music, resulting in one's sleep being constantly interrupted.

You: I'm so tired, brosephs. This has to stizzop.
Your Coworkers: What's going on, dawg?
You: I totally got Stirlinged again last night - woke up at least thrice.
Your Coworkers: Dayum... you really gotta stop listening to Lindsey on repeat at work, home slice.

Stirlinged by GrownUpAssMan August 14, 2018

Scott Sterling 

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

Scott Sterling by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

Sterling Archer 

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

Sterling Archer by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012

donald sterling effect 

popularized by comments made by the Los Angeles Clipper's owner (of the same name), these are remarks or thoughts one may have in private, or between close friends/significant others, that if ever made public would result in negative reactions

guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"

guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."

donald sterling effect by BatmanZoe April 28, 2014

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Wanking.

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Twanging The One Stringed Bass by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011