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stercus accidit

If you can decipher stercus accidit, you'll know the meaning of life.
stercus accidit by ShinkuEX June 18, 2009
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Sterek is the fanfictional portmanteau that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale off the MTV hit television show Teen Wolf.

Stiles + Derek = Sterek
Derek: Start the car. Now.
Stiles: Ok, I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Stiles: ... *Starts car*

Fangirl_1: Oh my god, did you see that scene?
Fangirl_2: I know, right?! That was so Sterek!
Fangirl_1: I wish they would just make out already.
sterek by CastielLovesDean July 1, 2012

Stercus caput 

Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.
Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)
Stercus caput by JMUK July 17, 2012
Name usually associated with people who are very good at surfing, normally will become a pro or will be known for charging in the waves
Google search: Starck
Google answer: Pro surfer
Or
Person 1: hear about that Starck person who surfs?
Person 2: oh yeah he's that pro surfer who rips
Starck by Dictionaryprosurferguy October 16, 2010
Characters from MTV Teen Wolf, Stiles & Derek, as a couple. Every Sterek lover will want this to happen.
Sterek Fan: OMFG WILL STILES AND DEREK HAVE SEX ALREADY?! GOOOOOOSH STEREK NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW!
Sterek by stellarbutts July 1, 2012
Someone who blocks, rejects or holds back another person solely to be spiteful and for no other legitimate reason.
Did you get invited to Andrea's party this weekend?

No, Andrea is being a stecko and won't invite me. She knows I will be the center of attention and hates that.
Stecko by Jason100000 August 29, 2012