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Steppin on My Dick

When you get your Dick "stepped-on", someone has Stopped you

from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.

It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
Joe: "Hey Fred. Chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. But I need to wait til tomorrow,

when I get the money.

(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).

Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"

*** Another example:

Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.

So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.

So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."

(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up

dating someone Else) !

Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn

doesn't like me either. :/ "

Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
Steppin on My Dick by JoeBloh July 24, 2014

stepping on my dick 

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

Stepping on my dick 

When someone hates on your success in front of you
Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
stepping on my own dick by DBG February 15, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026