stepping on my dick
stepping on my dick by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016
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Stepping on my dick
Stepping on my dick by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024
stepping on my own dick
1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
stepping on my own dick by DBG February 15, 2008
steppin on my dick
chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
steppin on my dick by Passing July 16, 2014
Word of the Day on September 24, 2016
Steppin on My Dick
When you get your Dick "stepped-on", someone has Stopped you
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
Joe: "Hey Fred. Chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. But I need to wait til tomorrow,
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
Steppin on My Dick by JoeBloh July 24, 2014
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