step mexican

When your mother or father remarries someone of Mexican heritage, his/her children are considered Step Mexican.

Friend: You're so white

Me: Nah, I'm totally step Mexican

by maxitoburrito April 25, 2017

Mexican two-step

When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.

Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."

Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."

by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009