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steinmin 

steinmin is in love with jazzy.
steinmin by evmin November 6, 2004
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Steining 

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.
"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."
Steining by TFTH April 3, 2010
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steinman 

A beutiful girl usually with blonde hair.
1.Did you see that Steinman?
steinman by Penetrator69304 October 8, 2013

steininger 

The study of defecation in the greater search of poop pebbles (also known as poop stones) and dispersion.
Theresa: Candice, you forgot to flush the toilet!

Candice: Oh, I'm sorry, I left it there for all to steininger.
steininger by Funkitreez April 6, 2009

Steining Out 

An activity regularly engaged in by one Josh Stein. In essence, when a particular situation presents itself, especially one of adverse circumstances, Josh begins to recklessly utilize profane and swing his arms with complete disregard for human safety. Furthermore, various sound effects and or hysterical laughing may accompany the aforementioned description. This event, while annoying, can be rather humorous and it is widely encouraged that if you bear witness to Mr. Stein while he is deeply involved in a Stein out, rag on him as much as possible.
*Jimbo, while in a drunken stupor,drops beer can at party and its contents covers Josh's pants and the floor*

Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!

Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!

Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
Steining Out by hfsiohgohg November 7, 2007

Steining 

the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass
Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants

Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask

Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
Steining by Parnarsus October 31, 2013

Steining 

The act of farting into a ceramic cup, mug or vase to produce a hilarious muffled farting sound.
I love steining into mugs!
Steining by Joe Pirelli December 21, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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