1 definition by Parnarsus

the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass
Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants

Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask

Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
by Parnarsus October 31, 2013
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