John, the coolest guy in our school, dont mess with him,he wil punch you in the face. he wears the most swag every day, 5 snapbacks on his wais, 10 on his head, and 2 on each shoe. he saggs low to the ground. Charles is jealous. he has swag, he can get any girl he wants with a snap of his toes. But he is bi curious
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"