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stealemna 

An offender criminal intention intersecting to criminal conflict dilemna pertaining a criminal or fraudulent act of robbery or theft.
The criminal conflict of the perpetrator caused a real stealemna.
stealemna by michaeldavidhoward August 16, 2022

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.
I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.
poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
chivalrous stalemate by nonexistent December 9, 2012
The (romantic and friendship) ship name for Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert from the Vampire Diaries.

A true and epic love story.

"When I met him I had lost my parents and was dead inside, but he brought me back to life." Elena Gilbert

"I was coming back for you Stefan. I picked you, because I love you. No matter what happens, it ws the best choice I ever made." Elena Gilbert

"She's the love of my life, I'd go back to her in a heartbeat." Stefan Salvatore

"If it were my choice, I'd want to be with you forever." Stefan Salvatore

"Well crazy or not, that kind of love never dies." Klaus Mikealson

"Stefan is your soulmate!" Caroline Forbes

"She will always be an epic love." Lexi Branson
Person 1: I love Stefan and Elena so much!

Person 2: Yes, Stelena is so epic.
Stelena by Bieber'sGalForever October 11, 2019
An eternal, once in a lifetime kind of love, the kind of love you never want to let go. Soulmates, they are destined to be together. PERFECT.
They remind me of Stelena.
stelena by camilas May 31, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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