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stealemna 

An offender criminal intention intersecting to criminal conflict dilemna pertaining a criminal or fraudulent act of robbery or theft.
The criminal conflict of the perpetrator caused a real stealemna.
stealemna by michaeldavidhoward August 16, 2022

poop stalemate 

When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.
I had to miss class today because the poop stalemate I was in lasted 20 minutes.
poop stalemate by Katie12 March 29, 2015

Facebook Stalemate 

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

chivalrous stalemate 

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
The (romantic and friendship) ship name for Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert from the Vampire Diaries.

A true and epic love story.

"When I met him I had lost my parents and was dead inside, but he brought me back to life." Elena Gilbert

"I was coming back for you Stefan. I picked you, because I love you. No matter what happens, it ws the best choice I ever made." Elena Gilbert

"She's the love of my life, I'd go back to her in a heartbeat." Stefan Salvatore

"If it were my choice, I'd want to be with you forever." Stefan Salvatore

"Well crazy or not, that kind of love never dies." Klaus Mikealson

"Stefan is your soulmate!" Caroline Forbes

"She will always be an epic love." Lexi Branson
Person 1: I love Stefan and Elena so much!

Person 2: Yes, Stelena is so epic.
Stelena by Bieber'sGalForever October 11, 2019
An eternal, once in a lifetime kind of love, the kind of love you never want to let go. Soulmates, they are destined to be together. PERFECT.
They remind me of Stelena.
stelena by camilas May 31, 2018