steadling

Steadling is when you are very drunk and can't control what you are doing

Worth $70+

The man was "steadling" all over

People stead when they are drunk

by 100% Defenitions April 12, 2019

stealing chromies

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.

"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.

by Indica35 November 11, 2015

pen stealing

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

sleading

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

by Smedley von Shnurdley June 24, 2012

sTEAping

When you have tea, but you’re letting it sit. Keeping the information to yourself for the moment

Me: hey, Caleb, got any tea?
Caleb: yeah, but it’s sTEAping right now.

by It’s just me sTEAping November 12, 2019