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a word used instead of steady
your steading hating
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APARTMENT STEADING

-home steading but in an apartment
You can still skip the grocery store and be independent, by canning and preserving your food at home. You can also join with other people and create a community garden. If you are even more courageous you can start a community farm. There is hope, there is always a path to freedom. It's not normal for us to spend our whole life paying bills. Your food should be all stocked up for 20 years from only 1 year of work. And your days should be spent laying down and wasting your time. Don't let greedy people who own media and want to own your air/food/water supple convince you paying for it is normal. It isn't.

1-Need a pantry(constructed in cornerwall) often from scrap materials
2-Has a small indoor garden (not hydroponic)
3-Mills your own flour
4-has a minimum of 5 years stocked canned food that was all done themselves/with family.

Optional:
Quail pets
Rabbit pets

Rick:I wish I had 2 million dollars some day to do homesteading
HENRY: I heard Mary is apartment steading. You don't need much to start that.

-www.microsteading.com
I never used to buy those 20 dollar steaks but now I can get them for $5 because of Apartment Steading.
APARTMENT STEADING by 613OttawaMan February 17, 2026

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

steaming pile of shit 

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
steaming pile of shit by Indica35 November 11, 2015

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.
"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."
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lemon stealing whores 

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.
Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.
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