state farmin' 

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"

Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !

state farmin' by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015

Statefarming

Yapping in chat to piss people off.

That person in shell shockers Is Statefarming.

Statefarming by Exlandify January 24, 2024