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Smash Can 

a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed
Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.
Smash Can by carrcat January 28, 2017

Can we smash 1000 likes? 

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.
You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.

Canadian cum stash 

A group of preferably 2 males and 2 females get together at 12:00 AM sharp and have speed sex to be the first one to cum. The first male to reach that point gets to give the other a fat and steamy load of jizz right across the other males upper lip.
Me and the ole lady beat Matt and his girl in the Canadian cum stash last night.

smash cans 

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
smash cans by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

smash cans 

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."

Cancel Down-Smash 

When you obliviously interupt your flat mate during sexual intercourse killing the mood.
Mate you completely cancelled his down smash (cancel down-smash) and put him from 0 to death on his mood!