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Stank Tank 

STANK TANK (as in a smelly THINK TANK):
A statement or way of thinking which characterizes the quintessential right-wing negative view of almost anything which is the least bit progressive, fair, logical, equitable, humanistic, or generally helpful to the common public-at-large.

Stank-tanking stretches right-wing tenets —even moderate ones— to a point which can only be described as irrational, unreasonable, cynical, grotesque, stupid, and often downright indecent (which, ironically, negates the "traditional moral values" right-wing tenet and renders it hypocritical). Usually racist, sexist, condescending and mocking of the down-trodden. Always short-sighted, selfish and narrow-minded.
Examples of STANK TANK:
-Corporations are people
-Women who use birth control are sluts
-Asians don't view life as "we" do: Life is cheap to them (quote from General Westmoreland, Vietnam era)
-College students are snobs
-"I'm unemployed too" (quote from millionaire, Mitt Romney)
-The unemployed are lazy
-"Work makes you free" (sign at concentration camp entrance)
-"Let them eat cake" (quote attributed to Marie-Antoinette, when told that the people had no bread to eat)
“If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.” (quote from Anita Bryant)
-Poor people deserve to be poor
-Black people should "go back to where they came from"
-Latinos are illegal until proven otherwise
-Global warming is a hoax
-If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all (quote from Ronald Reagan)
-The U.S. auto industry should go bankrupt
“... homosexuals cannot reproduce ...so they must recruit our children.” (Anita Bryant)
-Union workers are socialist thugs
Stank Tank by wordbird June 17, 2012

stank tank 

Booty. The fat ass of a smelly black girl
Damn have you seen Veronica's stank tank.
stank tank by wicked weasel November 6, 2007

STANK TANK 

Stank tank is a word to describe a girl with a smelly sweaty vagina, often her vagina looks like trench foot.
Yo bro you fucked that Abby chick

Nah bro she got a stank tank
STANK TANK by Ieatass812 October 20, 2019

The Stank Tank 

The act of defecating into th gas cap compartment of one's automobile. Similar in nature to the "upper decker."
Jeremy: Hey, Travis, what's smell coming from your car?
Travis: Oh no...
Jeremy: What?
Travis: I got stank tanked!
Jeremy: The Stank Tank!
The Stank Tank by Majomasw December 10, 2011

Turtle Tank Stank 

the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.
Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?
Turtle Tank Stank by cz2100 November 11, 2014

stank rank tuna tank aka SRTT 

A girls crotch that smells like a rotting corpes or some fishy substance.

Stank in the Tank 

When your are at a party, Shit in the back of the toilet tank, so it always smells like someone just took a shit.(Usually isn't found for a couple days)
I was at this party and the persons toilet was clogged and I had to shit bad, It was either I shit in the toilet and left it for everyone to see, or Shit in the trash can and take it out, Fuck, I wasn't going to do either one of those, so I shit in the tank!!!! My friend called a plumber a few days later and that's what the plumber found,
The plumber called it the classic, "Stank in the Tank"
Stank in the Tank by NIte Time September 6, 2007
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