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shit standing up 

Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.

Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.

Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!

standing-up beer 

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.
Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn
standing-up beer by beer-me September 19, 2008

standing up 

For some reason this is harder than walking. It makes no sense.
I was standing up but I got tired, so I started walking / jogging and moving. It was considerably easier.
standing up by Anduin May 6, 2005

Fuck me standing up 

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
Fuck me standing up by Dadgad September 29, 2014

Standing up school 

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
Standing up school by Wassup62 September 1, 2020

standing up 

An olympic sport
I am standing up... can i sit now?
standing up by Coca November 9, 2003