stang man

total fuckin queer that can't turn a wrench. usually can be found hanging around men's locker rooms
always working on a P.O.S Ford.

the stang man can't get shots for his Blue Waffle. He must Flip Over Read Directions for frequent repairs. Mustang owner. ford owner.

by Stang Killer December 12, 2010

Stan man

Stan man is an epic gamer person who uses arF language to speak and has taught many people the ways of the arF culture.

Hey did you see stan mans new ice cream flavour?
Yeah! its Arf flavour right?

by Chaosgamer March 5, 2019

Man Stand

The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

Ive been doing the Man Stand outside New Look for an hour!

by Adman1020 October 22, 2006

stand up man

Always ready to be there, and possibly defend, another person, always being reliable and trustworthy. Basically, being someone you can depend on. This earns a man a reputation as being a "stand up" kinda man or "stand up" kinda guy

"Thanks for being there for me, when no one else would--you're a real stand up man."

by one who need's one August 5, 2008

Man Stand

The act of balancing yourself only with your dick.

Frank looked like he was going to do some push-ups, but it turned out he was only doing a man stand.

by flooba December 6, 2012

stan the man

The great Stanley Frank Musial of the St. Louis Cardinals, of course. He got the name when a sportswriter overheard a Brooklyn Dodger fan say 'uh-oh, here comes that man again' as Musial was walking to the plate at a game at Ebbetts Field, sometime in the 40s. In 1946 Musial led the National League in games played, at-bats, runs scored, hits, singles, doubles, triples, RBIs, total bases, slugging percentage, and batting average.

Stan the Man went into the Hall of Fame in 1968.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Two man stand

When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.

Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'

by Heckster. November 22, 2009