Stamp Collection

A sexual innuendo for the male genitalia sent to a person of opposite sex as a picture who does not want it but receives it anyway.

"Hey girl, do you want to see my stamp collection?"
"Yesterday, the weirdest thing happened. John asked me if I wanted to see his stamp collection. I didn't know he collected stamps."

Stamp Collection by Pantslesspuma July 4, 2017

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An frivilous pursuit requiring only time and the ability to repeat things verbatim like a Parrot.

See Botany, Microbiology and Art.

Ernest Rutherford (1st Baron Rutherford of Nelson and known as the "father" of nuclear physics) was quoted as saying:

"Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting."

stamp collecting by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010

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Stamp Collector

One who dids numerous slores bearing tramp stamps.

Timmy is quite the stamp collector - I see him w/ a different girl from tha hinterlandz every nite.

Stamp Collector by Ted Johnson May 23, 2008

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stamp collector

some lame wasteman who collects stamps cos he gets no gash

"Blair: My man got rejected by like 4 gash today blad"
"Jordan: You must be pissed bruv, "stamp collector" wasteman"
"Blair: Ya dun no cuz"

stamp collector by Blair Stamp Collector October 2, 2008

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Stamp Collecting

To go from bar to bar collecting hand stamps at the entrances.

This weekend we're going bar hopping or stamp collecting.

Stamp Collecting by GUNNER636 January 23, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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