stalagtoot 

A formation created over time in one's underwear from a series of wet farts.

Dude why are you leaving?
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.

stalagtoot by rygoly December 22, 2013

stalagtron 

A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.

Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.

Will: You have got to be kidding.

Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.

Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.

stalagtron by goodmango April 18, 2009

Stalagmooger 

Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.

The stalagmooger is difficult to get out my nose because of the far reaching bottom of my nose.

Stalagmooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Stalagtits 

Long,thin tittys.

I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.

Stalagtits by stanny 29 August 9, 2008

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

cum stalagtite by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

Stalactooger

Dried nasal mucus on the top of your nose. Similar to a stalactite from the top of caves, the booger is on the top of your nasal cave.

I can easily get the stalactooger out of my nose because its on the top of the inside of my nose.

Stalactooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010

stalagtite 

Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.

Annie is my stalagtite

stalagtite by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016