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I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.
by rygoly December 22, 2013
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Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
by goodmango April 18, 2009
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Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.
by datoneperson December 6, 2010
Get the Stalagmooger mug.I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
by stanny 29 August 9, 2008
Get the Stalagtits mug.When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
by Count Blackula January 21, 2004
Get the cum stalagtite mug.Dried nasal mucus on the top of your nose. Similar to a stalactite from the top of caves, the booger is on the top of your nasal cave.
by datoneperson December 6, 2010
Get the Stalactooger mug.Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.
Annie is my stalagtite
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