stalagtoot
Dude why are you leaving?
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.
stalagtoot by rygoly December 22, 2013
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stalagtron
A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.
Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
Will: You have got to be kidding.
Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.
Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.
stalagtron by goodmango April 18, 2009
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Stalagmooger
Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.
Stalagmooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010
Stalagtits
I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
Stalagtits by stanny 29 August 9, 2008
cum stalagtite
When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
cum stalagtite by Count Blackula January 21, 2004
Stalactooger
Dried nasal mucus on the top of your nose. Similar to a stalactite from the top of caves, the booger is on the top of your nasal cave.
Stalactooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010
stalagtite
Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.
Annie is my stalagtite
stalagtite by justusingthisonce August 25, 2016
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