1. A straight man that has mostly gay male friends.
2. A straight man that constantly tries to turn his gay friendsstraight by engaging the in 'hetero' activities.
1. John is such a stag hag that he's lost the ability to pick up chicks.
2. Casey is a major stag hag. He took the gay boys fishing last weekend, then got pissed when they wouldn't touch the worms.
Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shedsocks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.
The staghag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"