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stack envy 

Stack envy occurs in Vegas when someone is jealous of the size of your chip stack compared to theirs. They are usually broke, cheap, or both. Quite often they are a redder.

This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
Bagels: How much you bringing to Vegas?

Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.

Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!

Mich: You reek of stack envy.
stack envy by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
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stachenvy 

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.
"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."
stachenvy by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007