squirrel butt 

Person who acts stupid. Some of the ways to be a squirrel butt:
1. Stealing other people's made up words
2. Taking people's stuff
3. Taunting people
4. Making fun of friends

Dude1: You are so weird! Haha! Look at the weird kid!
Dude2: Shutup, man. You're such a squirrel butt !

squirrel butt by LiveUrLife_Randomosity February 11, 2009

butt squirrel 

dork or ass monkey

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel

butt squirrel by almo and sass July 14, 2003

butt squirrel 

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

butt squirrel by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013

squirrel butter 

The nasty sweaty section between your balls and your ass.

"It's so fuckin' hot outside, I could fill a tub of squirrel butter"

squirrel butter by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKevin February 15, 2006

Squirrel Butter 

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.

"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."

Squirrel Butter by TreeFolk June 11, 2018

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

butt fucking squirrels by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023