(adj.) Suprisingly ownt be something obnoxious and unordinary.
Dude 1:Dude, I was setting a high score in this new online video game, when all of a sudden a rabbit came out of nowhere and jumped on my power button!
Dude2: WTF Ownt!
(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.
Two dudes shake hands
Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"
Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."
Buy a
self help welts
mug!
