Squif 

A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded

Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "

Squif by MyAfrikaansGuy October 9, 2019

squif 

Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.

My eyes have gone sqif.

My sight's gone squiffy

squif by Sarks88 March 3, 2017

squif 

An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.

Bro are you squif

squif by Consideryourselfshanked July 14, 2019

squif 

The combination of a skeet and a quif

And transsexual person squifed during gay anal.

squif by Mr Dylan May 25, 2008

Squif 

A term used to describe a typo while typing in YouTube chat.

“Oh, sorry, that’s a squif” then proceed to explain what you meant to type.

Squif by MrsSwisherSweets July 31, 2024

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

🦑 *squid emoji*

it's like when you 🧅 in your pants, but you get a little teared up so you 🦦. kinda like 🦩 but with more 🦀 and a little 🧂

Tatum: Anyone else feeling 🦑 *squid emoji* tonight?
Kyan: Naw, baby, I’m getting real 🐙 though. The Justice Ninja is gonna 🧅 while I ram a 🌲 up his 🍑 tonight.

🦑 *squid emoji* by blake bowman July 13, 2021