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squeezed butt 

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.
Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
squeezed butt by Domophobic November 4, 2017

Butt squeeze 

To press the butt of a woman with your hands so hard that she becomes horny, or may even orgasm.
He did such an awesome butt squeeze that I was wet all over.
Butt squeeze by anshumax March 9, 2009

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
squeeze your butt cheeks by Pandora25 December 18, 2009

Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.)

Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.
I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.

brazilian butt squeeze 

When a man is having anal sex with a girl, he is about to cum, and then the girl squeezes her buttcheeks together to stop him from cumming, he takes his dick out and lets it rip!
John: Dude, Katie gave me a brazilian butt squeeze last night. It was AMAZING.

Todd: Can I get in on that sometime?

Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
Butt Squeezer by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021

Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress
Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.
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