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today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
today's music sucks by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass 

When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame
Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet 

1.Not literally as it is, this expression is used only when two friends (either existing gender), happens to kill another one accidentally and one or neither of them never tried (to solve this problem together) to sing the same song of regret yesterday.

2. To paraphrase, "Sing (or sung) Yesterday's Music sheet", is to settle a problem between two friends (usually a love situation." So when saying sing or sung, it is meant to settle.
*interrogation of deceased person's friend*
Police: It's not entirely your fault
Boy/girl: No! It is! I should've been the one to Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet with him/her!

80's Music Connoisseur 

1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.
"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"
80's Music Connoisseur by G January 21, 2005

that's music 

Generally describing something good to hear
"Hey you don't have to do that exam."
"Hell yes! That's music."
that's music by Kinghy March 28, 2008

80's music 

80's music consisted mostly of whiny guitars, semi-human(as in: never too masculine) voices and better lyrics in general than most/all of the hip-hop/pop songs that you will find on the radio today. Chances are, if the music sounds like a cross between innocently thundering guitars and lukewarm/strong drugs, it's 80's music. If there's a music video involving a singer with a spectacular vocal range and hair combed halfway up to the ceiling dancing on a stage with horrid patterns on his skin-tight outfit, it's 80's music. If you're too young understand the political references in the lyrics or just old enough to remember what they were about, it's 80's music. If a man wearing an 'I love the 80's!' t-shirt suddenly looks up at the supermarket and names a Duran Duran song to the nearest person, it's 80's music. If you go to amazon or e-bay and type '80's music' into the search field, it's 80's music. No, really, it's true.
Guitar: screech
Kid wearing a Pink Floyd shirt: Woah, that's so 80's music!
80's music by Datfish September 19, 2005

80's music 

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".
80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.
80's music by jerryblank May 17, 2005