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Sk-wee-d

Invented by Gio Torralba from Blackpool UK,
The word basically means anything and can be used in pretty much any context.
Person 1: Argh!
Person 2: Wassup?
Person 1: My mum is peckin baree squeed

Person 1: What you having for tea?
Person 2: Probs just some squeed on toast

Person 1: How much dosh you got?
Person 2: Um, about 8 Squeed

Person 1: Why are you walking funny?
Person 2: I think I've sprained by squeed

Person 1: I got an A in my exam! what about you?
Person 2: An A? you gay? I got Squeed!
Squeed by GioTorralba August 25, 2014
1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.
Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.
squeed by Eel Man October 7, 2016
To attack something and do an impressive amount of damage, only to learn that it has exactly one hit point left.
You: "Dude, is it dead yet???"
GM: "Nope. You squeed it."
You: "Mother FUCKER!"
Squeed by mediocresurgeon123 November 30, 2011
another way to say "squid" but in a different way
hey do you have a pet squeed

yeah i do
squeed by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

Squeelizer 

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.
You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!
Squeelizer by Benvenuti March 10, 2019
A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.
Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!
Squee by Sazzle June 7, 2004
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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