squeeben

This is a term for a person who is an absolute dad. Like this guy wears the Nike Newbalances, loves the smooth taste of Girzzly Pouches and diet dew (He has diabetes). He also works at a salt factory.

That guy over there is an absolute squeeben. I wish he were my dad.

by Aruugala October 29, 2018

squeebel

Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.

Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.

by rsguy225 October 28, 2018

squeebe

One who acts in manner that is not tolerable in public places

That man is pouring milk all over himself in starbucks. Report that squeebe to the manager!

by Tyler Willson December 10, 2006

squeebing

The new way to say that you have had wild kinky sexual intercourse the night before. It could have been alone, one on one, or in a group. The word refers to not only having sexual intercourse with people, it could mean any combination of people, animals, and/or things at any location.

Dude, I was squeebing with my girl and her dog, and it was awsome.

by Mr. Freaky March 1, 2009

Squeeenvy

The state of being honestly, sincerely happy for someone else's good fortune--so happy that you could squee--yet also feeling just a little envious of it at the same time; an ambiguous feeling of excitement and envy. Root words, squee + envy.

Also includes: squeeenvious, squeeenvied.

"I'm feeling a touch of squeeenvy right now; my brother won tickets for a cruise ship, but he's taking Mom, not me!"

"When I heard she got a date with that cute guy behind the counter, I was totally squeeenvious of her good fortune. He wouldn't go out with me, but I am glad he's going out with her!"

by Ladyofthemasque September 1, 2006

Squeebee

Adjective: A word describing a person, place or thing as being too "goody two shoes" or whipped by his woman.

That guy is so squeebee, he was washing the principal's car when a bunch of bloods jumped his ass.

You ain't going out again? How can you be so squeebee, son?

by TheADEN May 19, 2009

Squeebonics

Squeebonics is a derogatory term used to describe words derived from internet culture that don't mean anything, are cliché, or are otherwise annoying in the context used. The term is a portmanteau of ebonics and squee.

Please don't say squeebonics like instant fail or epic drop around me again.

by paZoel January 16, 2011