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squankam 

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.
Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.
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Caps Squawk 

When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.
Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????

Bill: stfu

Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?

Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk
Caps Squawk by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

Squawky Porky 

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.
"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"
Squawky Porky by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017

Squawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.
In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.
1.(n.)An unseen energy or force said to be the basis of all music creativity. From pre-macedonian lore related to those that are deeply driven by musical ambition.
It must be the squank that drives those musicians to play with so much heart and passion.
squank by MarkFive September 5, 2006