Ethan Couch's outrageously-wealthy and preposterously-doting father actually offered to buy the entire school (and therefore be in a position to dictate how it was run) just so that his "little prince" could be excessively coddled and treated in the overly-privileged way that he desired, and thus be relieved of his frequent squawllk-incidents that ocurred whenever the staff were merely trying to compel him to behave in a rational and cooperative manner towards them and his fellow classmates.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.