Squat Job

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Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.

1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!

Squat Job by krho November 11, 2009

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Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

Squat Job by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

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Related Words

Squat Job • moranic squat job • squab job • Squak Job • Singapore Squatjob • squat cobbler • squat • squat hole • squat sauce • squat and gobble

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

moranic squat job by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

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squab job

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises

She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird

squab job by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015

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Squak Job

A term used in Saints Row 2 in which you play the insurance fraud mini game in which you jump on top of somebody's car and rub your body all over the persons car

We only need a few more points quick give that car a quick Squak job

Squak Job by saints row fan December 3, 2010

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Singapore Squatjob

The act of a woman squatting onto a guy's face, and pooping on his face, and then rubbing her vagina on said poop, all while she gives him a handjob.

Aw man, that bitch totally gave me the best Singapore Squatjob last night, best one I've gotten yet.

Singapore Squatjob by The Squatjob Expert July 19, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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