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Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.
Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.
Skittle Squasher by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010

delusion squasher 

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.
Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.
Dream Squasher by Js January 2, 2015

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.
she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.
cock squasher by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.
Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

potato squasher 2000 

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one
omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!