Squandwiched 

Getting ones penis caught in a revolving door.

Owch! I just got squandwiched!

Squandwiched by Adam R January 23, 2004

squandwiched 

Getting ones caught in a rotary entrance

Damn those rotary entrances, I jus got squandwiched,

squandwiched by Adam Rich January 26, 2004

Sandwiched 

An act involving 3 things, or 3 persons, in which the first 2 on each end "crush" the one in the center.

Don't go to that lane, you might end up getting sandwiched.

Sandwiched by Slideback March 6, 2015

Zoot Sandwiched 

When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.

“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”

Zoot Sandwiched by Charles McNeal June 8, 2021

Shit breath sandwiched 

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.

I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

Shit breath sandwiched by Shittydick March 3, 2015

sandwiched 

A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.

Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.

1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."

2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"

sandwiched by JensAroo January 15, 2011

Ham Sandwiched 

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

Ham Sandwiched by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009