squamptious

This is that "ugh" word that will fill in for anything when you don't have a word for it.

"you're so squamptious."

"Get out of my room, you're being so squamptious."

"Your car is squamptious."

"Look how squamptious that Apple is."

"That sweater is so squamptious."

squamptious by Yeselizabeth23 October 2, 2021

scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.

I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!

scumptious by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

spumptious 

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”

Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!

spumptious by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Squamatious Epaxails 

Constricting, choking, or otherwise stopping airflow from a person in a loving, or hateful manner.

Her look was as strong as her squamatious epaxails, from yesterday; i'm still seeing stars!

More examples can be found in the vice documentary: bit. ly/18gECvy

Squamatious Epaxails by ThisAintItChiefy September 30, 2018