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It shall mean a weird ass noise
Wow, that sqeedge was loud. She ok?
sqeedge by Ash The Idiot November 10, 2021
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When you overhear a lonely beaver playing jazz saxophone in the forest and you approach him, only to discover that he wants you to massage his grundle and smoke a fat wooly.
Generally a sign of good fortune in Icelandic lore.
Aiyo, I caught a sneedge on the flip feezy fo sho!
sneedge by Bungalow Timjohn May 21, 2006
Related Words
similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast
i gave her a squedge
squedge by mc factor July 1, 2008

cock sqeegee 

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.
I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.
cock sqeegee by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

squeedge 

squeedge- to piss someone off to the fullest extant definition 2 someone that pisses others off definition 3 to throw something at someone that would piss them off
You damn squeedge why the fuck did you squeedge me
squeedge by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

Squeedge 

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in
kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."
Squeedge by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeedge 

Damn that mother fucker squeedged my bed!
squeedge by random fat kid December 5, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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