sqeedge

A Random ass word I thought of

It shall mean a weird ass noise

Wow, that sqeedge was loud. She ok?

by Ash The Idiot November 10, 2021

sneedge

When you overhear a lonely beaver playing jazz saxophone in the forest and you approach him, only to discover that he wants you to massage his grundle and smoke a fat wooly.
Generally a sign of good fortune in Icelandic lore.

Aiyo, I caught a sneedge on the flip feezy fo sho!

by Bungalow Timjohn May 21, 2006

squedge

similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast

i gave her a squedge

by mc factor July 1, 2008

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

squeedge

squeedge- to piss someone off to the fullest extant definition 2 someone that pisses others off definition 3 to throw something at someone that would piss them off

You damn squeedge why the fuck did you squeedge me

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

Squeedge

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in

kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."

by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeedge

when you piss yourself when you sleep

Damn that mother fucker squeedged my bed!

by random fat kid December 5, 2004