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Spider-Man that ho 

When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.

Sri Lankan spider hold 

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots
Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

spider hole 

One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.
I would love to penetrate that spider hole!
spider hole by C CO PROWLER August 12, 2006

spider hole 

1. the hole in which pubic hairs grow in clumps often forming a spider like figure, often used for penetration by people animal fetishes.

2.the hole in which the spider shits out webs and eggs.

3.a surrinder.
OH LOOK AT JIMS SPIDER HOLE! ITS A BLOODY NEST!
savanas such a cow she has such a big spider hole!
i want to stick it in her spider hole.
spider hole by surgrinder February 19, 2018

Spider Holing 

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.
wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.
Spider Holing by Zach December 7, 2004

spider hoe 

Yo look at spider hoe she's super flexible
spider hoe by ChipperDipperDoo September 22, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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