sputzed

The feeling of brain fog you get after a night of intense partying.

"Dude, that was a rad party last night. I drank so much I woke up totally sputzed!"

sputzed by Somerlea May 2, 2021

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Spetzed

A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.

Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!

The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.

Spetzed by J P Lankz June 4, 2019

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spitzed on

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

spitzed on by VIZMA March 12, 2008

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Spitzed

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)

Spitzed by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009

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spuzzed

Another word for drunk.

I was spuzzed after the 9th vodka shot.

spuzzed by Kleetz May 28, 2006

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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