When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet
by Leigh August 1, 2003
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As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
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A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs
Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet
by Finbar January 29, 2004
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The turgid, erect male phallus
With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.
by cleftistecho March 31, 2017
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Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.
by JP Golf Pro October 1, 2008
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Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet
"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"
by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019
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CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family
Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet
by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021
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