spunk nugget

a nugget of crusted up population paste

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.

by mingus6912, jester January 03, 2009

spunk nuggets

1) The Testicals
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk

"Hey these are really nice, what are they?"
"Spunk Nuggets"

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

spunk nuggets

1. A male's/female's testis.
2. When semen comes out of an erect penis and lands into a cup, or a container, or anything and goes hard. The hard semen breaks up into little pieces called spunk nuggets.

1. Lizzy, will you please suck my spunk nuggets.
2. Lizzy will you drink/eat my spunk nuggets.

by Gez November 07, 2003

Spunk Nugget

Cum that is left floating in water after having sex in the shower.

I just fucked my wife in the shower and found some spunk nuggets.

by 1stTime March 08, 2013

bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.

I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.

by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020

Spunk Nugget

Spunk with batter

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special

by The Banter Lad January 07, 2017

the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020