spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

skunk bunker

A romantic term for a womans vagina.

Can I lob a dollop of jisim in your skunk bunker?

by Dirk Ramshaft October 8, 2013

spunkbunker

if refering to a female it would be a slut, if a male its a faggot!

that ho is such a spunkbunker, she got loaded full of spunk by that fudge-monkey!

by Irax October 13, 2003

spunkbunker

n. 1 - Male or female who has consumed vast quantities of semen.

2. A worthless piece of trash human being who serves no purpose but to be ridiculed.

3. The mouth of either aforementioned individual(s)

- Barb? Yeah, word around town's that she's a real spunkbunker.

- I hate that son of a bitch. Someone played a cruel joke on us when they brought that spunkbunker into this world.

- Shut your spunkbunker, you spastic shithat, I'm trying to watch Homestar Runner.

by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005

spunkfunker

funking of spunk,making punk funky

Spunkfunker beat my ass today.

by Chris March 30, 2005