spritcher
Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.
spritcher by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006
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button stitcher
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?
Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013
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hose stretcher
a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...
Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?
Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher
fellow firefighter "laughs" haha
probie: whats so funny?
FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie
Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher
fellow firefighter "laughs" haha
probie: whats so funny?
FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie
hose stretcher by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009
Fail Scratcher
When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
Fail Scratcher by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
Stretchercise
"Our yoga master keeps telling us to stretch. I'm scared this will end up becoming another form of stretchercise"
Stretchercise by chitsb January 9, 2009
Belly Scratcher
Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.
Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?
Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.
Oh balls dude.
Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.
Oh balls dude.
Belly Scratcher by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010
Grape Spritzer
A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008
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