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Slaynards 

Something so repulsive and disgusting that it was accepted (slayed); can be used in any form (adjective, verb)
Ex 1.) Adjective. Last night’s dance was so slaynards. “Yasss becky”

Ex 2.) Verb. Girl, you gotta slaynards yourself out of that one. “I know, i shouldn’t have slept with his bestfriend.”
Slaynards by Fartblaster101 January 28, 2022
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saynarda 

rm you know what it is ye big up my niggers. free remtrex and jforce ya get me blud. cop my hats from hatman. real nigger shit
saynarda fam big up rm
saynarda by rahman123 May 16, 2016

Spraynal 

When taking a poop, a splash of toilet water that hits directly in the butt hole
I just dropped a major league duke and the spraynal was ice cold.
Spraynal by MySpecialPlace August 26, 2009
An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.
Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.
spanard by Hilltopper December 15, 2008
adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.
'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'
spanard by Just in. March 4, 2009

spanardo 

a person who has all the qualities of a spanner and a tardo
sarah is such a spanardo
spanardo by michael mc gough November 1, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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