gunfreak's definitions

Tongue-gina

A hybrid of the words, "tongue" and "vagina", it refers to the little gland under the tongue (called the Submandibular gland, I believe) which is responsible for "gleeking". If you look at it, the definition becomes obvious.

Her tongue-gina being nearly full to capacity, an inadvertent gleek was just a matter of time....

by gunfreak October 14, 2010

Wheelbarrow Balls

When you have so much determination, guts and chutzpah, you need a wheelbarrow to transport your balls.

"Everyone told Alex that his case against the government was a sure loser, but thanks to his wheelbarrow balls he went ahead with it anyway. And won."

by gunfreak September 6, 2021

Spotbagging

A combination of "spotting" and "tea-bagging". I was at the gym watching a guy spotting for another guy who was doing bench presses. The guy who was doing the spotting was standing right over the face of the guy who was doing the bench presses. The term just seems self-evident.

Josh was trying for a new personal record on the bench press, but his spotter, Zack, was in a playful/sick mood. Before Josh's record set was finished, he'd become the victim of a spotbagging.

by gunfreak May 10, 2012

dumpcation

When you take a dump (crap, #2, etc.) that takes so long that you might as well be on vacation.

"Nobody could find Chase anywhere in the shop for a very long time. Turns out he was taking a dumpcation."

by gunfreak July 8, 2021