sporto

jock type guy on the constant prowl for chicks (mainly at bars), over-gelled hair, tight shirts, drives a modified Honda with a loud but still mediocre engine etc etc

check out that sporto over there trying to pick up chicks at the gym

by check this shit out June 29, 2004

sporto

noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills, generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided SEE ALSO rule-caller

Shut your trap Kranny and stop being such a sporto.

by sportotoronto August 8, 2008

Sporto

Playful reference to jock or meathead - first pop culture could find was the motion picture The Breakfast Club.

Bender to Andrew:
Come on Sporto, level with me. Do

you slip her the hot...beef...

injection?

by ThePompadourPls October 9, 2020

Sporto

noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills and plays at a rec level; generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided at all costs.

Hey Kranny, quit being such a fucking sporto!

by sportotoronto August 21, 2008

Sporto Singer

Singing with exaggerated facial expressions.

“During the Dins performance tonight, the emotions of the music and words could be seen in the facial expressions of MK and DK. They are sporto singers, for sure.

by JerryMcGee August 17, 2019

Fire it up, Sporto!

1. to excel, to kick-ass, to dominate
2. to humiliate opponent in sports-related activity
3. phrase popularized in the mid-1990's in Chicago, IL

When he defeated his nemesis in Madden Football for the tenth time in a row, his friends remarked, "Fire it up, Sporto!"

by Jonathan Tuttle November 17, 2009

el sporto de los negroes

Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"

-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?

-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 10, 2005