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Playful reference to jock or meathead - first pop culture could find was the motion picture The Breakfast Club.
Bender to Andrew:
Come on Sporto, level with me. Do

you slip her the hot...beef...

injection?
Sporto by ThePompadourPls October 9, 2020
Words you can keep
jock type guy on the constant prowl for chicks (mainly at bars), over-gelled hair, tight shirts, drives a modified Honda with a loud but still mediocre engine etc etc
check out that sporto over there trying to pick up chicks at the gym
sporto by check this shit out June 29, 2004
noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills and plays at a rec level; generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided at all costs.
Hey Kranny, quit being such a fucking sporto!
Sporto by sportotoronto August 21, 2008
noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills, generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided SEE ALSO rule-caller
Shut your trap Kranny and stop being such a sporto.
sporto by sportotoronto August 8, 2008

Sporto Singer 

“During the Dins performance tonight, the emotions of the music and words could be seen in the facial expressions of MK and DK. They are sporto singers, for sure.
Sporto Singer by JerryMcGee August 17, 2019

el sporto de los negroes 

Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"
-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?

-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.

Fire it up, Sporto! 

1. to excel, to kick-ass, to dominate
2. to humiliate opponent in sports-related activity
3. phrase popularized in the mid-1990's in Chicago, IL
When he defeated his nemesis in Madden Football for the tenth time in a row, his friends remarked, "Fire it up, Sporto!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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