Sporton
Sporton by RealJewShiesty June 14, 2024
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Sporton
Sporton by RealJewShiesty June 14, 2024
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Sporton • sporting • Sportin' • sporto • Sorton • Sporting Lisbon • sporting wood • scorton’s creek • snorton • Spartones
Sporting KC
The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."
Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012
Sportorican
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011
sporting leather
The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011
sportin a softy
When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006
scorton’s creek
scorton’s creek by leah😏 June 3, 2020
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