spoonescue 

To rescue a spoon. See fortescue for a completely unrelated definition.

Sara almost lost her spoon in the trash, but Jim was able to carry out a daring spoonescue and save the day!

spoonescue by Bill Frills McGill May 4, 2008

Spoonscest 

The act of a Wetherspoon employee participating in sexual activity with another Wetherspoon employee

Tim Martin and John Hutson committed spoonscest the other night.

Spoonscest by Feythyweithy September 8, 2022