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Spoon Licker

A creepy pervert that looks at you like you are on the menu and like he/she would like to lick the front and back of a spoon clean after sampling a steaming heaping spoon full of poop from your butt. A freak that has a spoon fetish, and a staring problem.
"He just loves his peanut butter like a Spoon Licker. That old Spoon Licker wants a taste of you. Are you on the menu? Because that Spoon Licker can't take his eyes off of you.
Spoon Licker by Joe Hucklebuckle April 27, 2009

Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer
I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer
Spoon Licker by Shawnus October 15, 2010

spoon licker

1. A homosexual man, that sucks cock in bathroom stalls for heroin. 2. A skeezo or whore, that sucks cock for crack
1. "Yo man, don't go to pickle park because that's where all the spoon lickers are."
2. "You can sell all of those rocks to that spoon licker over there.
spoon licker by champloo007 October 19, 2007

Spoon Licker

in the Christian orthodox dogma,during the rite of the Holy Communion ,the elements of the Eucharist,a mix of sacramental bread and sacramental wine,are given to the faithful by sharing one spoon!
This act ,of hundreds of people putting the same spoon in their mouth,during the covid-19 pandemic caused a great conflict in the society!

The dissenters of the church's acts, soon gave the participants of the rite of the Holy Communion ,the english nickname 'Spoon Licker'
-look man,100 people packed in 100 m2!
-yea...fricking spoon lickers
Spoon Licker by ANANOWN October 22, 2020

Spoon licker

a nick name for a person how shares a spoon with another,during mass

in the Christian orthodox dogma,during the rite of the Holy Communion ,the elements of the Eucharist,a mix of sacramental bread and sacramental wine,are given to the faithful by sharing one spoon!
This act ,of hundreds of people putting the same spoon in their mouth,during the covid-19 pandemic caused a great conflict in the society!

The dissenters of the church's acts, soon gave the participants of the rite of the Holy Communion ,the english nickname 'Spoon Licker'
-look man,100 people packed in 100m2 again during mass
-yea...those fricking spoon lickers
Spoon licker by ANANOWN October 23, 2020

spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com
when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.
spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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