spoogyitis 

Lack of bitches

She has spoogyitis, it's best she sees a shrink.

spoogyitis by shrinkinquestion July 6, 2022

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

Spoodyitis 

Posting on a message board while sitting on the shitter with your smart phone.

Are you posting on Rube Chat while on the hopper? If so, you have a serious case of Spoodyitis.

Spoodyitis by IAmOnlyJoking December 28, 2010