Top definition
White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.
I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.
by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010
Get the mug
Get a spooge crystals mug for your barber Jovana.