by tanukisanyo May 09, 2005

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.
Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.
by Diction.net February 24, 2015

by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008

by PSpin420 November 02, 2009

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.
"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."
by Gide October 02, 2006

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021
