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sponke

Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.
Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.
by Dougal of Oz September 5, 2017
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Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.
Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017
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Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019
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Spoinkers

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers
by mj85290539 October 6, 2016
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blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017
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spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011
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Spoinkers

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!
by rollingclam June 15, 2016
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