sponke 

Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.

Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.

sponke by Dougal of Oz September 5, 2017

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Spoinkers 

Sluts or easy girls

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers

Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spoinkers 

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016